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Jesus and Buddha are sitting in Heaven. Buddha: "I should've made one of those rules where people aren't allowed to depict me." Jesus: "Why?" Buddha: "They keep making me look fat!" Jesus: "Tell me about it. I've been a blond white guy for two thousand years!" upvote downvote report
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23 Hilarious Buddha Puns - Punstoppable ๐ Buddha Puns The Buddha struggled with sending emails He was always leaving his attachments behind. ๐๏ธ 6 ๐ฌ๏ธ 2 comments ๐ค๏ธ u/wcsoon ๐ ๏ธ Nov 19 2020 ๐จ๏ธ report What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor? "Make me one with everything." ๐๏ธ 104 ๐ฌ๏ธ 4 comments ๐ค๏ธ u/OmegaModelZXA ๐ ๏ธ Apr 09 2019 ๐จ๏ธ report
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Funny Jokes sacked by justincider I got sacked because I wouldn't check out this gorgeous woman at work. I hated being a hotel receptionist anyway. 58 11 comments ( 0) Bosses are like legs Bosses are like legs. When they get to the top, they become asses. 41 9 comments ( 3) Email and Internet
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These Buddhist jokes celebrate the wisdom, mindfulness, and compassion that are integral to this spiritual tradition. Laughter, like mindfulness, can bring people together and provide a glimpse of the profound in the everyday. FAQs. Are these Buddhist jokes respectful of the tradition?.
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Person 1: Knock, Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Cows go. Person 2: Cows go who? Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo! 200 79 comments ( 29) Knock-Knock, Animals, Person, Cows Gas in the restaurant Hot 2 years ago by Funny J I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
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Buddhist Jokes Back to: Religious Jokes Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: Because they have no attachments. So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback. Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation? A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime. Q. What did the Buddhist say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?
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"The big bad wolf," a goat said, "is meditating." "So?" said the bystander, "Isn't that a good thing.?" "Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!" upvote downvote report A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it
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Buddhist Humor: The Early Canon. Posted on May 13, 2020 by Teahouse. There is a common misconception that Buddhism encourages people to adopt an austere attitude, and the fact that many Buddhists have a deep sense of humor is not widely known. Of course, comedy is subjective and what I call a joke may not appear as such to the general reader.
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I like a good laugh, and I enjoy using humor in my teaching. I don't think the humor I use puts anyone down, although I'll certainly be on guard for that possibility in the future. Other Buddhist teachers value humor and laughter as well. The Dalai Lama, for example, has a chapter in one of his books entitled (very appropriately, given his.
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1. "Buddha told a joke, and everyone thought it was enlightening." 2. "When Buddha meditates, he goes into a deep 'Nirvana' state." 3. "Buddha always knows how to 'zen' the right message." 4. "Buddha loves his steamed buns, especially when they're 'kan-tsui'." 5. "Buddha said, 'I don't want to stress myself, I just want to 'be-happy'.'" 6.
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Buddhist Humor Jokes #37 - 30. Buddhist Humor Jokes 37. Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three โ one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it. 36. Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired? He kept marking the cause of death as "birth." 35.
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Buddhist Jokes This joke may contain profanity. ๐ค I am over 18 A Jew, a Christian, a Muslim, a Buddhist, an Agnostic and an Atheist all walk into a restaurant. They talk, laugh, drink and become good friends. It's not a joke, it's what happens when you're not a fucking asshole.
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14 Buddhist Jokes to Make you Forget to Take Yourself Seriously. follow 26.2k Followers 0 Elyane Youssef (749,400) Editor For more jokes: 10 Funny Zen Buddhist Jokes, 0 Punchlines. We're always so serious when it comes to Buddhism, right? Well, truthfully, Buddhist monks aren't as serious as we are.
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The Dalai Lama has talked about humor to the Buddhist, saying in "The Profound Mind" that the enlightened man finds their way to a real, non-superficial humor that can be self-effacing, due to the abandonment of the ego.
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71 buddha jokes and hilarious buddha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buddha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. Take a break from the serious and learn to laugh at the absurd with these Buddha jokes!
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Thus, the Buddha's use of humor tends to be subtler. and more sophisticated than, say, that of the ordinary people quoted. in the Canon, who can sometimes be sarcastic and even crude. In this book, The Buddha Smiles from Ajahn Thanissaro you will find all about humor in the suttas. dhammatalks.org.